If you’ve read my books, you will no doubt be familiar with Bob Hoon. You’ve laughed at his foul-mouthed rants, shaken your head at his questionable life choices, and maybe even secretly admired his ability to survive on a diet of sarcasm, violence, and whisky. Or just his ability to survive in general.

He’s a one-man army that keeps bouncing back, and now you can taste a little of Hoon’s indomitable spirit for yourself. Literally.

What Is Hoon Juice?

Hoon Juice is a limited-edition blended malt Scotch whisky, created in collaboration with the clever folks at WhiskyBlender.com and inspired by the man, the myth, the menace, Robert Hoon.

When I first joked about bringing out a Bob Hoon whisky, the response from readers was incredible. So, I teamed up with the experts—and dragged my son along for the ride—to craft something worthy of Hoon’s name. A blend that’s as bold, fiery, and full of attitude as the man himself.

But, of course, we didn’t just stop there.

What’s in the Box?

Every bottle of Hoon Juice comes with some very special extras for true fans:

• A set of beer mats featuring some of Hoon’s most outrageous quotes (yes, the sweary ones)

• A carelessly typed letter from Bob himself, complete with sarcastic handwritten notes from his sister

• A custom black hessian bag with a classic Hoon quote on the front—perfect for gifting or just showing off to your pals

It’s the ultimate keepsake for Hoon fans, and a great excuse to raise a glass to Scotland’s most chaotic antihero.

Limited Run – Don’t Hang About

We’ve only produced 1,000 bottles of Hoon Juice. That’s it. Once they’re gone, they’re gone—no secret stash in a warehouse, no second batch waiting in the wings. This is it.

So, if you want one, now’s the time to act.

How Do I Get My Hands on It?

Simple. Just hit the button below and you’ll be whisked off (pun intended) to our partners at WhiskyBlender.com, where you can place your order safely and securely.

Pre-orders are open now, with dispatch scheduled for 24th August 2025. So, if you want to enjoy a dram that’s positively dripping in attitude, this is your chance. Be warned, though, you may find yourself swearing far more frequently and creatively than you used to.

Because this isn’t just whisky. This is Bob Hoon in a bottle.

New to my books? Find out more about Hoon in the DCI Jack Logan series or his own Robert Hoon Thrillers series.